Things which have been happening....recently...
My titles are really not improving with time, are they?
I am still alive and well, contrary to what my lack of posting may imply. I'm just rather lazy. I often have exciting and interesting thoughts which should be blogged, but I never seem to have them when I'm near a pen. Or if I do have a pen, I'm in the only room in merry England that doesn't contain paper.
I have recently discovered that the world really does work on a balance. It's like in that advert...'and so, the clever-dumb balance is restored'. That is what life is actually like, and I have proof.
I went back to school feeling reasonably jolly, like the clever man who has just got a Mint card or whatever that advert is advertising. Then I promptly fell through a window, and managed, through a long and complicated series of events in which my self esteem sunk to new and depressing depths, to lose one of my closest friends.
But then I got her back again. And she has assured me that she loves me still.
Coincidence you say? Only happens the once?
WELL YOU'RE ENTIRELY WRONG!
It is a well known fact that I love Drama (my train of though is Drama = experience = excellent directing = job on Doctor Who), and every year I audition for the school play, be it Greek mythology based or a good old fashioned pantomime. And every year since coming to Ockbrook, I have received a tiny, unnamed part. Like 'Guard'. Or 'Old Lady'. Or, my personal favourite, 'Milkmaid'.
To begin with I was incredibly bitter about this. To me, it felt like I was being ignored, whilst my friends soared to the top of the dramatic chain.
BUT NOT ANY MORE! This time, I have received a very good part, that's actually listed in the main cast list, AND HAS A PROPER NAME! So behold: Jack! The thigh slapping friend of Prince Hugo in Cinderella! *slaps thigh*
I am properly chuffed with this.
But then I fell through another window. Or more accurately, I had to say so long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, adieu to some of my best chums as they disappeared off to uni. Which made me incredibly sad (even though I will probably see them again), and resulted in dear Joseph giving me bewildered hugs in a graveyard whilst I cried into his T-shirt.
So be aware of this balance! If your life is sucking and you are comtemplating self harm: don't! Things will soon look up, and you will be asked to play guitar in a concert with your Chamber Choir, or discover that the darling BBC is releasing an excellent new set of Doctor Who DVDs!
On the other hand, if your life is going pretty well: beware of open windows.
Eevee
If anything gets in the way of me eating this baloney...
I am still alive and well, contrary to what my lack of posting may imply. I'm just rather lazy. I often have exciting and interesting thoughts which should be blogged, but I never seem to have them when I'm near a pen. Or if I do have a pen, I'm in the only room in merry England that doesn't contain paper.
I have recently discovered that the world really does work on a balance. It's like in that advert...'and so, the clever-dumb balance is restored'. That is what life is actually like, and I have proof.
I went back to school feeling reasonably jolly, like the clever man who has just got a Mint card or whatever that advert is advertising. Then I promptly fell through a window, and managed, through a long and complicated series of events in which my self esteem sunk to new and depressing depths, to lose one of my closest friends.
But then I got her back again. And she has assured me that she loves me still.
Coincidence you say? Only happens the once?
WELL YOU'RE ENTIRELY WRONG!
It is a well known fact that I love Drama (my train of though is Drama = experience = excellent directing = job on Doctor Who), and every year I audition for the school play, be it Greek mythology based or a good old fashioned pantomime. And every year since coming to Ockbrook, I have received a tiny, unnamed part. Like 'Guard'. Or 'Old Lady'. Or, my personal favourite, 'Milkmaid'.
To begin with I was incredibly bitter about this. To me, it felt like I was being ignored, whilst my friends soared to the top of the dramatic chain.
BUT NOT ANY MORE! This time, I have received a very good part, that's actually listed in the main cast list, AND HAS A PROPER NAME! So behold: Jack! The thigh slapping friend of Prince Hugo in Cinderella! *slaps thigh*
I am properly chuffed with this.
But then I fell through another window. Or more accurately, I had to say so long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, adieu to some of my best chums as they disappeared off to uni. Which made me incredibly sad (even though I will probably see them again), and resulted in dear Joseph giving me bewildered hugs in a graveyard whilst I cried into his T-shirt.
So be aware of this balance! If your life is sucking and you are comtemplating self harm: don't! Things will soon look up, and you will be asked to play guitar in a concert with your Chamber Choir, or discover that the darling BBC is releasing an excellent new set of Doctor Who DVDs!
On the other hand, if your life is going pretty well: beware of open windows.
Eevee
If anything gets in the way of me eating this baloney...

2 Comments:
Your YouTube link doesn't work, dearest daughter. Daddy xxx
Yes you can come and live in York with me! I've also developed a new method of writing on the laptop in comfort! Knees up, screen reclined. Mmm, smexy. And as for the photo? Whenever you want, consarn it! Name your time and place and I'll endeavour to do my best!
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